different distances ! drawing of @razyart
fantasy characters: “Geez”
me: who the fuck spread Christianity there
this two-years-old shitpost just gained a hundred notes who the snickerdoodles dug it up
W H A T
In moments like this I always fall back on the fact that they also aren’t speaking English because they don’t have England or the many languages and conquering peoples that contributed to the creation of the English language and therefore the work musr be a translation into recognizable terms in our world’s terms. Call that Tolkien Brainrot.
Definitely funnier if you make fantasy explanations though,
Champagne is a wizard who sells bubbly alcohol.
It’s called English because of the original Lish people, all languages start with En here.
French fries are not potatoes they’re roots of the french plant.
Goodbye is now short for ‘good be your eye’ wishing you luck seeing the path ahead.
Jesus Christ is a long dead lich who used to cause everyone problems and we haven’t stopped saying her name when things go wrong.
stop trying to make every single drawing a magnum opus. you cannot unleash your art ult until you charge it up with a bunch of shitty little doodles first.
The ability to physically hold my brain in my hands like a limp cat and say to it “you can’t keep doing this” may not fix me but it would definitely make what’s wrong with me visually clearer
I wish I could take mine out and give it a nice cold shower and a deep tissue massage
razyart asked:
You've filled my dash with yang and Blake for like years are you glad about your win?
iactuallytryingtolovemyself answered:
I ABSOLUTELY AM!!!!!!
I AM ABSOLUTELY EXHILARATED!!!!!
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR YEARS!!!! LITERAL YEARS!!!!
I AM STILL IN DISBELIEF THAT IT HAPPENED!!!! THE BEES ARE FINALLY CANON!!!!!
I AM SOOO NORMAL ABOUT THEM!!!!
ALSO THANK YOU FOR ASKING<3
I LOVE THEM UR HONOR!!!
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